Chaos wanted "Bones the Happy Panda Goes to School"
The panda thing is a reference to this freewrite, which is totally silly, not that you'd know it from the premise. :x

( McCoy POV, 416 words, R for cussin', McCoy family )

Fororder_of_chaos, who requested Uhura whipping Jim using Spock's hands as restraints. A fade-to-black counts, right?

( 2,365 words, PG-13 for language and sexual content, Jim+Spock+Uhura with mention of Bones, The Ex, and Pike )

Previously titled: "Wherein Jim continues to be an asshole"

Remember this fic, one of the very first ramble!verse fic, before the ramble!verse was even designated as such? the one wherein Kirk is an asshole? No? Well go read it, right now, that's why I've included the link. ::waits patiently ( Read more... )

Guys, I'm sorry I suck so much, I just got smacked around by school for a couple of weeks. It was nothing too difficult, I just had a test or assignment due every class period. BLEGH. I forgot how to string words together for a while but I'm getting better. Want proof?

Here! Have 230 words of crack!

( wherein the crew of the Enterprise discover a Sad Panda )

CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS

I TAKE IT BACK
YOUR SHIP ISN'T STUPID
JIM AND THE EX ARE
TTLY MFEO

Here are some close-ups of my fetus artwork at the original resolution, with commentary on my technique.

( 8 700px pics under cut )

Whoo! It is officially November 17th so I ORDERED STXI OMGYAY. Yes, I realize I could have pre-ordered it, but I didn't want to order it too early because, idk, that would jinx it or something and when it was no longer "too early" I um. Forgot ( Read more... )

http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink/1886.html?thread=2617694#t2617694

CHAOS IS THIS YOU. I FIND THE WORDING OF THAT PROMPT SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR.

ETA: AND NOW CHAOS HAS GONE AND DONE MORE DAMAGE.

( 1,853 words, R for language, and I have given up on making sense. )

WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO REBOOT!PIKE IT DOES NOT EVEN MAKE SENSE THIS IS ALL QUITE ILLOGICAL SO WTF.

GOSHAlso, why have all the fics I've started lately been long? I never finish long fics so really, writing them helps nobody ( Read more... )

Title: I Vant to Suck Your Blood, if That's Alright.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,224
A/N: Written as a birthday present for order_of_chaos who said "Have you ever thought that Chekov would make the most adorable vampire ever? He so would." She was right, of course.

( I Vant to Suck Your Blood, if That's Alright. )